Bad news sir, Bonzo designed our security system. He's the only one who knows how to get around it.
To be fair, most people who grew up with the Beatles don't really know how to use computers.
Great idea, we wouldn't any poor people ruining the county fair by eating all the hot dogs.
Let this be a lesson to the rest of you, put down the hot dog before they take a picture.
And just like that, a universe-eating wormhole opened.
How you know your dog has been eating glowsticks.