"Everyone enjoys the prof so much that no one left. I go to a private lutheran school and this guy makes everything worth while. The first day of class, every other word he said was 'damnit."

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

You should see how she hails a cab.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.