Picture "The beer fairy is a mysterious creature that does it's work only at night, usually after a party has taken place. It comes into dwellings and fills beer cans, kegs, and cups back up with fresh brew, but only to good little boys and girls!"
Picture A fully grown adult's intestines are approximately 25 feet long. By comparison, that's still only half the length of this beer bong.
Picture "After losing a couple games of Kings, my friend got so drunk he decided to beer bong wearing only a sock. At least he gives a shout out to CollegeHumor."