Eveybody has to have hobbies

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost