If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
A true gentleman is always looking out for the woman in his life.
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Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
