Picture Irish ping is played just like normal ping pong, except after you score a point you get to hit the other person in the back with the pong ball as hard as you can hit it.
Picture "I'm not a state, I'm a monster!" "No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"
Picture "After beer pong we played a game of throwing ping-pong balls at each other. First to ten won."