Picture "This is the official beer pong trophy that was awarded to the winner of a World Cup style tournament. We had 32 'countries' represented. The winner was Germany, after beating Brazil in a game of 21 cup beer pong. Depicted here are Israel and the Vatican"
Picture "I want us to bong Miller Lite at the same time!" "But I want us to bong Coors at the same time!""Wait! We don't have to choose!"