Improved Fridge
Our old fridge stopped working so our Landlord installed a new one. But like a dick that he was, he didn't take the old one out of the kitchen. So after a week of waiting for him to remove it, we took matters into our own hands. We got it outside after
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.