Exactly how much semen is $500 worth? A bucket full?
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Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
