I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Oh no officer, this is for my uncle and his ummm 300 friends.
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You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
