I actually get most of my advice from subway doors.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive