If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
hmmmm..
The day I saw goatse was the day I lost my innocence
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Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.