There's no such thing as too many keggerators.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet