I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Your parents aren't coming to clean this weekend?
fucking roommates are slobs...that's all.
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You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Cat Ruins Sexy Photo Shoot
"Yeah, that's definitely not what I meant" - Photographer
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
