Yes, I was once the fastest man alive

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Well, think it.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor