Perry Doggie Style

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.