I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
That Guy
Oh That Guy, is there any nice picture you won't ruin?
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I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.