oof

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive