He's a Weiner Kinda Guy

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.