Either she passed out on the beach or she's been wading in purple ink.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip