Picture "This guy got nasty drunk and thought it'd be funny if we spraypainted him. It just turned out gross."
Picture "...the spray paint got really sticky and his wasted ass couldn't pull his arms away from his side or his head from his shoulder."
Picture I don't remember any head exploding in the bible, but I guess I was drunk last time I read it.
Picture "I saw this in some redneck Virginia town on my way down to the Outer Banks last weekend. I thought it was pretty funny and unique..."