I look like Anne McCaffrey?

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

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