My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
COSTS: Waiting INLINE=40 hours/Our Pride, PS3's=$3000, Sold on Ebay=$6000, Picture on CH=PRICELESS
We camped out for these ps3's, just to sell them on ebay. We even were in the schools newspaper, and so we thought we would send this in to feel like even bigger dorks...
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.