Ohhh, it's a CAKE, it only _looks_ like an entire raw turkey! Now I'm hungry.
I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey.
I don't care if it comes out of a real donkey's dick, I'm just here to get drunk.
I knew a Kindergarden teacher who got fired for showing his class this art project.
Eeyore doesn't care if it's Pooh. He'll eat anything, even sh*tty food.
I don't care if it doesn't have a working bathroom, I'm going to live in it.