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put 3 regular koozies together to make the 40 oz. koozie
Picture Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you
Picture For those nights when you have to get home faster than 40 M.P.H. and puke on the kitchen floor.
Picture "I keep pressing 'start' but the game won't pause. I guess I'll just have to piss in this 36 oz. souvenir cup."