My one guy roommate and his friends would always drink my beer from the house fridge when we had parties. I got really mad last year when it was budlight lime, completely sold out and I had got the last pack. I decided to mix lemonade with my piss and "refill" all the bottles. Strangely there were no complaints and they just acted like they usually do when they are drunk...... Read More »
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$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.



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