Who knew pretzels were so versatile for writing?
At hotel, extremely bored. who knew hotel beds were so soft?!?!
"Look, our buffet budget has fallen on some hard times, cheesy puffs are pretty much like dry mac and cheese. Just shut up and eat it."
Who knew there were evil geniuses in Illinois?
Wow, who knew that frogs were 3/5 shit!!!?
To make a great pizza you need oregano, salt, garlic, cheese puffs, pretzels, and pasta sauce.