Ah, man, I was going to, but then they put the sign up.
"Ahh, just, I'm fine man. Things are a little tense with my wife after I murdered her sister last week."
Something's wrong with this Mr. T costume, I just can't put my finger on it..
"I thought all sex started with a semi."
Checked my toy bin and found a couple velociraptors, but sorry, no T-Rex.
If I told you this was a sex toy, would you lick me?