We call it "Hood-Rut" or "Hood-Pong"
Since this day, I always keep 22 keg cups and a six pack of pong balls in my trunk, as you never know when a game of hood-rut will break out. Gotta love Bowl Games, only place to party before the game is the parking lot.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.



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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.