I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Zoidberg, Fry, and Bender on Halloween
It was either Batman villains or Futurama characters. Futurama was easier and less expensive.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.