have you heard the word?!?
we drunkedly stole my own bike one night, threw it down a flight of stairs, then chained it in a tree..i never knew what hit me
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.