There is a mentally ill bird on the loose

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive