Notre Dame Beer Pong

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal