That's not what I meant when I said hold on to your ankles.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

You should see how she hails a cab.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"