After much deliberation, we've decided the most confusing part of this image is actually the American flag.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109