Mario Beer Pong is so going to be the next Wii game.
There should be strippers you can pay to do this, any time.
From the makers of Block-of-Butter Wii Fit. 'Cause looking similar is good enough.
Add another to the list of delivery men on CollegeHumor that should be (at least) fired.
This should help the USC Trojans put their namesake to work.
If you can't hit a cup on this table, maybe you should consider laying off the booze for a bit.