When I started dating my boyfriend, he was a virgin in every sense of the word. He had never even held hands with a girl. When we were making out for the first time, I licked his lower lip. His whole body trembled and he muttered "Oh dear god." It was so funny that I had to stop completely because I was laughing so hard. We're on month eight now.
Alright keg, we'll give you a ride back - but you better get us drunk.
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