This is the kind of person you want to be passing notes with.
This is the kind of stuff that makes you go back to Spring Break...
"Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? I stick a candle in my mouth and do this..."
Hmmm you know what on second thought I'm not sure I really want to go to the techno bar tonight.
I you know this crotch grabber....let the Packers know. All of the players want a turn.
Why would I want to read a book about stripping?