"I work in a video store during the summer, and this morning I was doing the morning shift by myself. I walked in to find this post-it on the counter, left from last night. The thing is, no one who works at our store is named Jerry."

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.