"Shamed my dad." Your dad is Walter from The Big Lebowski!?
"My sister's boyfriend's dumbass tattoo"
My dad is cooler than your dad...
"My dad, brother and I go to Cancun and this is the bathing suit my dad brings."
"C'mon dad, every time I wanna have my guy friends over you do this!"
"My sister in law's boyfriend is a hick"