our school newspaper being put to good use

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness