Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
"He dive tackled the Christmas tree, and best part is, he's allergic to pine."
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Returns
I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.