It's cute when it's a baby, but if when it's a 9-year-old for some reason it's tragic.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis