I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
V-Card Auction
This guy is always complaining to us how he wants to lose his verginity. So I came up with the idea to auction off it off to shut him up, and also to help my buddy get laid.
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Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
