I didnt even know coffee could mold.... and this looks like a new alien species.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109