Picture "Be careful when you party with people from other schools. Got drunk with my Texas A&M friends and woke up with this in the top of my head."
Picture "Playing paintball, slid over a metal stake. Ripped both layers of skin off my knee cap. Wound up with 70+ stitches and a lot of pain pills!" GROSS! It looks like you got gum all over it.
Picture "We sealed off this kid's door with 420 lemonade cans, which subsequently toppled inward on him when he woke up the next morning."