My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
Have you been drinking sir? You appear to be love drunk. What's that? You have something in your trunk? Sir, I'm going to have to step out of the vehicle.
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