At first this accounting sign just said, "pove those loop holes."

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet