Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
This book should be a trap. If you buy it, you're immediately disqualified for life from getting your pilot's license.
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Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
