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He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost